Christ...
SpeechlessI bitch now:
I seriously wonder what the fuck is wrong with the world when Twilight is looked at as AMAAAAZING literature.
No. Fucking NO. I want to shove good books in the face of anyone who says that Twilight is the awesome.
I tried reading the books. Really I did. But, I couldn't ever get any farther than the third page. There is absolutely nothing to them. They're dull. They're boring. The characters are so bland...it's fucking infuriating for a person who actually reads GOOD literature.
Now. I'm saying this because on tuesday I went to heckle the movie with my friend Jon and ~winddraco...
I went into the movie theatre trying NOT to be biased...but fuck. The damn thing completely told me to just let go and laugh. Which I did.
It was terrible. It seriously was. In a movie-goers point of view, it was god-awful. It went nowhere for the first hour. The climax lasted all of four minutes, and all they did was STARE AT EACH OTHER EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE MOVIE. LIKE FUCK. The acting wasn't any better either.
So now I ask a very important question, one that got one person to tell me to be quiet in the movie theatre...
WHY THE FUCK DOES EDWARD SPARKLE?! Seriously. Somebody answer me this question. He's a fucking vampire that can GO INTO SUNLIGHT, BUT NOT DIE. Sorry, THE CULLEN'S, you're not fucking vampires. You're Mormonpires.
And Bella is the worst main character to ever be created in the history of literature. She's a stupid emo bitch that has absolutely no personality or sense of logic. How fucked up can you be to fall in love with someone and put aside everything and anything the first MOMENT YOU SEE HIM. FUCK. Twilight simply pisses me off. No. It's not good that Bella fell in love, dropped out of school, got pregnant, had a mormonpire c-section...ALL AT THE AGE OF 18/19.
I really don't understand. Twihards...tell me why you think this book is so fucking fabulous. I don't get it. And don't say it's a fabulous story of love, because it really isn't. Romeo and Juliet is a story of beautiful love, that actually ends without everyone being happy, but still leaves the reader/watch absolutely pleased.
Even Harry Potter is better than this shit. >:C
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Gawd. Twilight sounds like the author read up on over 9000 vampire fan fictions and smooshed them all together lol.
Vampires in general... are really kind of gay. And beyond lame.. >_>
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Shit.
That last one? Bullshit.
In real life no one ends up as happy as that. You can't always get what you want.
And yes. Lol at Edward being sparkly. My theater laughed when that happened. The entire fucking theater. I think I laughed longer just 'cause it was ridiculous.
Matt and Chris Lloyd were with me and Chris and I kept making stupid Star Wars references.
Edward: "I was right beside you, Bella."
Bella: "No you weren't."
Chris: "-jedi mind trick hand movement- Yes I was."
Me: "Lol."
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No, seriously. Fucking THANK you. I can't believe Twilight has gotten as popular as it has when it's a romance novel for teenie boppers, basically. I cannot stand the series and was disgusted to know they were going to bother making it into a damn movie.
Guh. I wanted to shoot someone. F'reals. I read quite a bit (romance novels included!) and have the same views about Twilight that you do. I won't bother to pay money to go see it in the theater, even if it IS just to heckle...because I don't want to help it's sales at ALL. @w@;
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Oh man. Too many points of that movie to make fun of. But mostly just the damned sparkly part. I need a humorous gif of that. Seriously.
Jesus. That woman needs to learn how to write an original story line. One that doesn't suck. =_=;
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Go play Fable II and compare Bella to Hammer.
Pie, I'm glad you had fun laughing at them. I, personally, don't read books or watch movies (Unless I'm forced to), so I'm no where near the loop of any of this... But I did see a trailer for Twilight, because a friend forced me to watch it. When the trailer finished I asked, "Okay, what the hell is that suppose to be about?" to which I got the reply, "Are you fucking serious? They're vampires; it's a love story!" I then sighed and told them that vampires don't glow, and most stories/movies/television shows with vampires in them fail to no end.
Also, Fringe is win. Not because of the fake science stuff, but the humour inside of it. Seriously, awesome. HEROES is making me cry more every week because of the lack of effects and the lack of a story. I'm still watching because I have this insipid hope that it will instantly change back to what it was... Even though I know that it isn't going to happen. I just hope Volume Four: Fugitives will be better... Although seriously doubtful.
For those that don't know Fringe, I'll put in a little quote from the last episode.
Walter: My voice is your guide; it is also your tether to reality. You must focus on my voice or you may risk being lost in the memories-- Uh-oh.
Olivia: What?
Walter: (While smiling) I just got an erection. ... Oh! Fear not; it has nothing to do with your state of undress, I just simply need to urinate.
Olivia: (Shocked, yet firm) That's good to know.
I still thing Eragon is best :9 ♥
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